{"id":901,"date":"2010-02-21T00:00:46","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T08:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/?p=901"},"modified":"2010-02-21T00:00:46","modified_gmt":"2010-02-21T08:00:46","slug":"big-sis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/?p=901","title":{"rendered":"Big sis"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nMy big sis is so quirky<\/p>\n

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She makes up a ton of stories<\/p>\n

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She is the type who loses things often
\nAnd she is the type who, in 1 year, will lose her phone 4 times<\/p>\n

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Today, she lost her ATM card
\nShe can’t find it
\nIt’s not in her coat,
\nit could be lost in her blanket or somewhere outside<\/p>\n

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And to top it off, she also lost her tooth
\nShe is now missing a tooth
\nYou can see her missing tooth as she calmly laughs it off
\nIt seems like she came to show it off or something
\nBut I’m not envious of that at all<\/p>\n

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My sis often says
\n“Life is a funny joke”<\/p>\n

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Well, looking at how my sister lives
\na joke is pushing it too far,
\nfor my sister, sometimes its just not funny<\/p>\n

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But, she definitely has a kind heart<\/p>\n

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I was talking with my sis<\/p>\n

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And I was happy to find that she reads my blog a lot<\/p>\n

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But she said “Sayu-chan, you’re pretty sly”<\/p>\n

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I have no idea what she meant<\/p>\n

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But then, after I said bye bye to her, she sent me a mail<\/p>\n

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There was a pic attached<\/p>\n

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It was a pic of a cat she was raising<\/p>\n

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“Put this on your blog ”<\/p>\n

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Why… my sis’s cat!?<\/p>\n

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I think my sis thinks I’m being sly because
\nI’m only posting pics of myself on this blog<\/p>\n

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It’s like, post this pic so you can build up my fame<\/p>\n

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Well, I’m sure my sis will be fully satisfied after reading this post<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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