{"id":9352,"date":"2010-06-25T22:20:08","date_gmt":"2010-06-26T06:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/?p=9352"},"modified":"2010-06-25T22:20:08","modified_gmt":"2010-06-26T06:20:08","slug":"refrigerator-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/?p=9352","title":{"rendered":"Refrigerator joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/c1508618_240.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/c1508618_240.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"c1508618_240\" width=\"134\" height=\"240\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-9353\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nA huge refrigerator!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A new model too!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There are handles from both sides and both sides open!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Alright! Time to open both sides ~~<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ahh I can&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ahhh! You can only open one side at a time!<br \/>\nAhh what a simple miss by me (\uff40\u25bd\u00b4)o<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ahaha, wasn&#8217;t this joke so funny?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My manager came up with this ~<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So yeah, it&#8217;s not that funny and she doesn&#8217;t really have a sense for these things <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.gree.jp\/img\/com\/icon\/020.gif\"> (lol)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, this fridge actually can open from both sides at the same time, it&#8217;s quite handy <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.gree.jp\/img\/com\/icon\/271.gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A huge refrigerator!! &nbsp; A new model too!! &nbsp; &nbsp; There are handles from both sides and both sides open! &nbsp; Alright! Time to open both sides ~~ &nbsp; Ahh I can&#8217;t&#8230; &nbsp; &nbsp; Ahhh! You can only open one side at a time! Ahh what a simple miss by me (\uff40\u25bd\u00b4)o &nbsp; Ahaha, wasn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4OTgd-2qQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9352"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}