{"id":948,"date":"2010-02-22T18:46:44","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T02:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/?p=948"},"modified":"2010-02-22T18:46:44","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T02:46:44","slug":"cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/?p=948","title":{"rendered":"Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/7f986d2d_240.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/7f986d2d_240.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"7f986d2d_240\" width=\"134\" height=\"240\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-949\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThere was a cat here earlier<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It was as big as a normal cat and a kitten put together<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The stylist fed him some bread<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then the cat became attached to the stylist,<br \/>\nwhich made me jealous<br \/>\nso I desperately tried to feed him some meat<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But he didn&#8217;t eat it<br \/>\nHe rejected the meat<br \/>\nIt was like he wasn&#8217;t open to taking food from me<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The cat would go over to my stylist,<br \/>\nbut wouldn&#8217;t come over to me<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And the cat was here for such a long time too,<br \/>\nand not once did our eyes meet<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like foreign cats don&#8217;t understand my cuteness<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So not only have my cell phone signals stopped working<br \/>\nmy cute signals have stopped too (\uff1e\uff1c)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a cat here earlier &nbsp; It was as big as a normal cat and a kitten put together &nbsp; The stylist fed him some bread &nbsp; Then the cat became attached to the stylist, which made me jealous so I desperately tried to feed him some meat &nbsp; But he didn&#8217;t eat it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4OTgd-cat","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}