{"id":967,"date":"2010-02-23T09:12:21","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T17:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/?p=967"},"modified":"2010-02-23T09:12:21","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T17:12:21","slug":"baby-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/?p=967","title":{"rendered":"Baby English"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/b52383fb_240.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/hyakupa.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/b52383fb_240.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"b52383fb_240\" width=\"134\" height=\"240\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-969\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nEarlier, when I was shopping<br \/>\nI wanted some mascara that adds volume to eyelashes<br \/>\nand I could only ask the shop clerk in baby English<br \/>\n&#8220;Mascara? Number one? Volume?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then he was like &#8220;I&#8217;m Japanese&#8221; (in Japanese)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u03a3(\uffe3\u25a1\uffe3;) What, seriously!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well that&#8217;s embarrassing (\uff0f_\uff3c;)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There weren&#8217;t any foreigners<br \/>\nThe shop clerk wasn&#8217;t one either<br \/>\nIt was just me, with people like me&#8230;<br \/>\njust enjoying a regular shopping trip<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I did enjoy it in the end,<br \/>\nbut my poor English just ended up being a bother more than anything<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sorry!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier, when I was shopping I wanted some mascara that adds volume to eyelashes and I could only ask the shop clerk in baby English &#8220;Mascara? Number one? Volume?&#8221; &nbsp; Then he was like &#8220;I&#8217;m Japanese&#8221; (in Japanese) &nbsp; \u03a3(\uffe3\u25a1\uffe3;) What, seriously!! &nbsp; Well that&#8217;s embarrassing (\uff0f_\uff3c;) &nbsp; There weren&#8217;t any foreigners The shop clerk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4OTgd-fB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=967"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nantonaku.mittsi.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}