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2022-04-03 13:39:35 Japan Time
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Last Updated: 2022-04-18 16:14 Hawaii Time

Today is…


Good morning!

 

Today is
the release event for “Onna ga medatte naze ikenai”
at Yokohama Blitz ♪

 

There will be 3 events

 

And one of them will be female only!

 


It’s the first time we’ll have a female only event,
I wonder what it’s gonna be like, I’m looking forward it (^O^)

 

Today is an off, bad weather day for Tokyo (>_<)↓↓

 

Today,
to all of you that are coming!
where ever you’re coming from!
please watch your step and be careful (^_-)☆

 

To those of you who aren’t going anywhere!

 

Don’t worry about it and enjoy the indoor life \(^ー^)/

My sis and dad


A little while ago, my dad who lives in Yamaguchi prefecture
had a business trip to Tokyo

 

I had work though so I couldn’t meet up with him

 

Apparently he went to visit my sis, who lives alone

 

My sis
sent me a mail
with a 1shot of my dad attached

 


The caption was
“Dad rm etmmx

 

“rm etmmx” is supposed to mean “so funny”

 

Pushing the keys is a pain for my sis,
so she stops at the letter before the one she wants to say

 

In the pic of my dad
for some reason, he looked angry…

 

The next time I saw my sis
I asked her
“What’s up with this pic?”

 

“I told dad he needs to shape up and he got angry! So I took a pic to remember the moment”

 

she said with a big grin on her face

 

Now now,
isn’t it weird that you tell an angry story like that with a big grin

 

Wait, before that
isn’t it weird that you take a picture of someone you just made angry

 

After I pointed that out to my sis

 

She showed me another pic of my dad

 

It was my dad with a carefree smile

 

“What is this?”
I asked

 

“That’s dad when he’s angry, but since I was taking a pic, he smiled for me”

 

said my sis again with a big grin on her face

 

Ahhh, my dad is pretty naive too

 

And that is
Not being angry at the person who made you angry just because they want to take a pic!

 

Well this is what I think
My sis is always smiling

 

Whether it’s good or bad
when someone’s angry at her, she still smiles

 

And if the other person is smiling, you end up feeling happy
So in the end, they both end up smiling

 

So that’s how my dad forgot about being mad, and ended up smiling (lol)

 

My sis
has had a ton of worries because of her younger sister
as well as many embarrassing moments (lol)

 

But, she is always smiling
and always kind, so she has my utmost respect!

Sanma-san's play


Today is
Akashiya Sanma-san’s play
“Produced by Akashiya Sanma Part. 15
Another skit this time
If you go on a liquid diet for half a year,
it’s tough but doesn’t it make you handsome? Special”
is what I went to go see

 

And!

 

it was just waaay too funny!

 

I’ve been to stage/theatres before,
but laughing out loud like this was a first for me!

 


It was seriously funny (≧∇≦)
It started around 7pm, and scheduled to end at 9pm
It ended at 10pm (lol)

 

But still, it felt like they ended it early today (lol)

 

I think a part of it was scripted, a part ad-libbed,
and a part of just happenings,
I’m not really sure myself

 

But anyway, it was incredible how funny it was!!!

 

I’ve been getting tired of rehearsals and complaining and all that,
it’s kinda made me feel silly

 

I mean with the kind of funny atmosphere he has, it makes me kinda envious

 

But of course
that’s just something Sanma-san creates with his own cheerfulness

 

Sanma-san often says
“I like to surround myself with funny people”
and after seeing his play
I really thought “wow he really draws people to him”

 

Sanma-san is just
amazing

 

And of course
incredibly funny!
but that’s obvious

 

And I guess
when I think about it…

 

I wish I could be cheerful
like Sanma-san

 

and funny like Sanma-san!

 

Also,
Today Sanma-san made me laugh so much that it moved me
to want to make someone else laugh!

 

is what I thought

 

Anyway, it was funny
and the crowd had a good sense of humor too,
so it made it even more funny

 

The entire 3 hours!

 

was all funny ♪

 

Like Sanma-san’s Kikkoman soy sauce commercial song
“Just what is happiness?”

 

It is smiling as much as I did today!

 

If I had to say something bad about it thought
it would be laughing too much
because I could feel the pain in my stomach from it (lol)

Donuts ☆


Today I had dinner while riding in the car ♪

 

I had fried rice and dumplings (≧∇≦)

 

Yesterday’s dinner was pike fish,
and then today for breakfast I had nattou as a side dish with rice,
and now to end it all with dumplings

 

My mouth is full of different food smells from what I ate since morning ( ̄∀ ̄)

And when everything mixes together

 

something weird happens

 

You get like… some kind of lavender scent? o(`▽´)o

 

Oh well, life’s not that bad (lol)

 

As time passes,
those smells will get bored of me and hopefully go away
so I can only wait (^_^;)

 

After having fried rice and dumplings in the car,
for dessert I had

 

Mr. Donuts ☆

 

I had a Pon De Ring and D Pops!

 

I love those ~ ♪

 

Especially these D pops ☆

 

There are a ton of different bite sized donuts ☆
You have this toothpick-ish kinda thing to grab them with
so your hands don’t get dirty

 

and since they’re bite sized, your mouth doesn’t get dirty either

 

I can eat them in a lady-like way, so I very much like them (lol) ♪

 

Also for ladies, don’t you like trying out a bunch of different flavors one bite at a time?

 

As for me, I’m that kind of girl ♪

Piko piko lovely


Some time around this morning-ish
we had a rokkies rehearsal ♪

 

The three of us are Piko piko lovely (*^o^*)

 

Us rokkies are seriously funny!

 

We are just kinda doing our own dance

 

and ignoring the teacher (lol)

But the three of us have incredible concentration skills as well,
even though we’re always so noisy

 

if you throw some food at us

 

everyone will become silent all of the sudden (lol)

 

Our tension just goes up and down from being so busy, it’s funny (^_^)v♪

 

Eri and Reina gave me their mustard
So I had 3 people’s worth of mustard that I used on my
fried chicken and shuumai (≧∇≦)

 

I love mustard ↑

 

And I love spicy things too, not just mustard ↑

 

When it gets too spicy

 

and you’re like “hot! hot!”

 

Ahh I love that feeling ♪

 

It kinda gives you a little boost doesn’t it (b^ー°)